itriggerhappy: (Directive?)
Extraterrestrial Vegetation Evaluator ([personal profile] itriggerhappy) wrote2010-07-07 03:49 pm

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W-who are you? What are you doing here?

Eve.

[A pause and the sound of some sort of machine whirring along]

Name?

Um...Moe. Moe the Chuumon.


Moe. Directive?

Oh no...Oh no no no this isn't fair this isn't fair!


Directive?

O-our directive...is to save the world.


Directive acknowledged: Save the World. Data required, please Input.

[identity profile] pidonus.livejournal.com 2010-07-08 11:35 am (UTC)(link)
... Wait, which one's the Tamer here?

[Audio]

[identity profile] itriggerhappy.livejournal.com 2010-07-08 02:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Eve.

Oh god...oh god we're flying! Make it stop make it stop make it st-

[A click noise and the noise stops]

Re: [Audio]

[identity profile] pidonus.livejournal.com 2010-07-08 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
... Huh.

*Pidonus' urge to hug increasing. Fortunately, she's very far away from Eve right now.*

Re: [Audio]

[identity profile] pidonus.livejournal.com 2010-07-08 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh...

*Pid takes a few seconds before responding. Apparently she had to look up 'designation'.*

My name is Pidonus Marasia - Pidonus for short.

And directive... I don't especially have one, really. Not now, at least...

Re: [Audio]

[identity profile] itriggerhappy.livejournal.com 2010-07-08 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Pid-on-ous...Pidonus.

Pidonus!

Directive: Save the world!

Re: [Audio]

[identity profile] pidonus.livejournal.com 2010-07-08 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
And that's where the questions start.

How? We don't even know what is a threat and what isn't, now...

Re: [Audio]

[identity profile] itriggerhappy.livejournal.com 2010-07-08 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Incorrect.

Directive: Save the world.

Objective: Terminate the Demon Kings.

Assistance: Required.

DATS: Logical conclusion.

Re: [Audio]

[identity profile] pidonus.livejournal.com 2010-07-08 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
... Partially true, but it's more complex than that. DATS is being threatened by others now. I just spent two weeks helping nurse one agent of theirs back to health, and then..

Re: [Audio]

[identity profile] pidonus.livejournal.com 2010-07-08 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
... A failed attempt at dealing with a specific problem. Dr. Finitevus, a mad scientist who did... Terrible things to some of my friends.

Re: [Audio]

[identity profile] pidonus.livejournal.com 2010-07-08 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
... I probably don't have the same talents as you, but, I guess...

Re: [Audio]

[identity profile] pidonus.livejournal.com 2010-07-09 08:12 am (UTC)(link)
W-what? It's true. I only barely know how to fight, let alone anything actually useful...

Re: [Audio]

[identity profile] itriggerhappy.livejournal.com 2010-07-09 11:21 am (UTC)(link)
Everything useful.

Don't just survive. Live.

Re: [Audio]

[identity profile] pidonus.livejournal.com 2010-07-09 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
... Perhaps, yet what that can mean for one like...

No, you don't need to worry about that. I'll find a way... Eventually.