itriggerhappy: (Directive?)
Extraterrestrial Vegetation Evaluator ([personal profile] itriggerhappy) wrote2010-07-07 03:49 pm

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W-who are you? What are you doing here?

Eve.

[A pause and the sound of some sort of machine whirring along]

Name?

Um...Moe. Moe the Chuumon.


Moe. Directive?

Oh no...Oh no no no this isn't fair this isn't fair!


Directive?

O-our directive...is to save the world.


Directive acknowledged: Save the World. Data required, please Input.

[identity profile] drunkkareoke.livejournal.com 2010-07-08 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
Uhuh. Feelings. A lot of people say that robots don't have feelings, but that's just not true!

[identity profile] drunkkareoke.livejournal.com 2010-07-08 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
Yay!

So uhm. What's your directive, Eve?

[identity profile] itriggerhappy.livejournal.com 2010-07-08 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
Directive...

[text]

EVE Probe 1 Directives:

1. Classified: Complete

2. Protect and Deliver plant: Complete

3: Wall-E: Unable to complete

4: Terminate Demon Kings: Unable to complete.

[identity profile] drunkkareoke.livejournal.com 2010-07-08 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
Ah...

Well the whole thing with the Demon Kings could take a long time to complete, and no one person will be able to do it alone. But we can all help each other!

[identity profile] itriggerhappy.livejournal.com 2010-07-08 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
Assistance required...logical.

D.A.T.S Assistance?

[identity profile] drunkkareoke.livejournal.com 2010-07-08 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, yes! I'm with DATS! If you really want to help they would be the ones to join.

[identity profile] itriggerhappy.livejournal.com 2010-07-08 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
Haku Dats.

More input required, Subject: DATS

[identity profile] drunkkareoke.livejournal.com 2010-07-08 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
DATS is a team of fighters, investigators, and other people that have gotten together in Neon City and another location called Royal Base and work together to deal with the Demon Kings and any affects they might have on the world. They also help in tracking and apprehending other hostiles that cause problems on their own.

As a mechanic for DATS I repair vehicles that they use for that, as well as fixing other devices and repairing machines around Neon's HQ. Two of my brothers are forensic scientists and investigators that solve crimes that occur in the Digital World.

DATS is... sort of like a police network, only slightly more complex.

[identity profile] itriggerhappy.livejournal.com 2010-07-08 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
Assistance...DATS.

Directive: Assist DATS.

Confirmed!

W-wait what are we doing?

Objective: Assist DATS!

W-what?!

[identity profile] drunkkareoke.livejournal.com 2010-07-08 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
Y-you're coming here?! Iee!

[Attached: Marker location for DATS Neon Branch]

[identity profile] itriggerhappy.livejournal.com 2010-07-08 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Attachment: received]

Downloading data.

N-now wait a minute Eve let's talk this out, j-just because we're connected doesn't mean we have to you know...go outside.

Destination: DATS Neon Branch.

N-no no no see that requires going outside, it's dangerous out there...a-and dirty!

[A click noise]

... I am not getting inside you.

[Another click and a charging noise]

OK OK Put it away! I'll go I'll go!

[identity profile] drunkkareoke.livejournal.com 2010-07-08 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
... Wow.

Oi, Moe dude. Chill out. You're gonna have to go with your partner, like it or not. She may have some fire power on her but you know what our purpose becomes when we get a tamer.

... that's Phasco-speak for 'suck it up'. Sorry, Moe-chan.